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Heard in the premier university in the Philippines:
"The aim of policy making is to invoke
action! Because action speaks louder
than words! You do not just say I love
you. You say: If you love me, enter
me! "
-Dr. Alfonso Pacquing
"Class, next week na lang ung result
sa exam nyo. I am having a hard time
checking it. I will seek first the
divine guidance on what to do about
it. Class dont worry about your grade.
Let me worry about it."
-sir de jesus,envi sci 1
(valentines day)
"Ano ba yan? Students ba kayo ng UP?
Bakit ang bababa ng scores niyo?
Siguro wala kayong date ngayong
valentines kaya ganito kayo. Losers!!!
When i was your age i had a date.
Hindi ba naapektuhan ng UP FAIR
euphoria ng grades niyo? Parang di
kayo masaya..." (sabay matching tapon
ng quizzes sa sahig)
"I won't record this. Go find a date."
(sabay walk out.)
-Sir Doliente,BA.
Ma'am: Many people believe that we,
psychology graduates can read minds...
(silence) Actually, we can.
Class: Weh.. Sample..
Ma'am: Right now, you think that I'm
bluffing
-Ma'am Chei
"I don't give surprise long exams. all
exams are announced. Halimbawa, Class,
mageexam tayo, NGAYON NA!"
-Ma'am Chei (again)
"The human body is 70% water. Kaya
wala kayong kasaysayan lahat. Pag may
kaaway ka, sabihin mo sa kanya, TUBIG
KA LANG!!!"
-Dr. Recio
"Oo, nagpapaulan ako ng uno... baket?
aanhin ko ba nun? di naman ako yayaman
dun."
-Sir Atoy, histo I
(commenting on a thesis of a senior
student)
'Yang thesis mo? .. Mamamatay ka!!
Mamamatay ka!!'
- Dr. llanes, UPM.
"Nasa bandang gilid ang fallopian
tube. Kaya kung gusto niyong magka-
anak ng asawa niyo, dapat nakatagilid
kayo habang gumagawa."
-Ma'am Meggie, Zoo 10
"Last sem was the first time that I
gave a grade of 5, and it felt good!!!"
- Prof Goldie, Comm II, circa 1998,
first day of class
hahaha. buti na lang sa Mapua mababait yung prof namin. hehehehe.
ReplyDeleteMapua Student: Ma'am, kailangan ko pong pumasa sa Psych class. Magagalit ang Dad ko (medyo conyo)
Ma'am: Bakit? Bubugbugin ka ba ng Dad mo pag hindi ka nakapasa?
Mapua Student: No Ma'am (conyotic ang pagkakabigkas ng Ma'am, parang Me'em) Worst than that...he wont buy me a car!
...i heard this while i was in the faculty room of Department of Science and Languages. hahaha
Bonus Question during our Physics Exam:
ReplyDeleteIf you become positively charged, who among your classmates would you like to be negatively charged? No name, no points.
hahaha. that's a good one. bonuse question in my Advance Calculus:
ReplyDelete"If you can use Advance Calculus to solve the current economic crisis...how and why?" 25pts
My professor is aware that half of the class is going to fail so he gave us an ounce of hope...hehehehe
Yup. UP Profs are very quirky that I could go on and on about stories during my UP Life.
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