Thursday, November 9, 2006

Schadenfreude! Now It's Legal to have Oral Sex in Singapore, BUT...


Singapore may relax sex laws, but for heterosexuals only




Associated Press

Last updated 04:52pm (Mla time) 11/09/2006


SINGAPORE
-- Singapore plans to decriminalize oral and anal sex for adult
heterosexuals under legislation unveiled Thursday, but the government
said sex between homosexuals will remain banned.


The government posted proposed amendments to the city-state's Penal
Code -- the result of a three-year review -- on a Web site, and
Singaporeans have a month to offer feedback. The Ministry of Home
Affairs will consider the input before presenting the proposals to
Parliament early next year.


The amendments that have generated the most water-cooler buzz in
strait-laced Singapore are those that would legalize oral and anal sex
between consenting heterosexuals over age 16 -- and the retention of
the law against acts between homosexuals.


That drew immediate criticism from People Like Us, a gay rights group.


"If the government aims for an open, inclusive society, it should be
doing all it can to overturn prejudice and discrimination, rather than
give people reason to remain close-minded through retaining (the ban)
for symbolic purposes," the group said in a statement.


The Home Affairs Ministry said it wants to modernize the laws "to be
in line with social mores and emerging societal trends" -- but that
doesn't include homosexuality.


"Singapore remains, by and large, a conservative society. Many do
not tolerate homosexuality," said a note published with the amendments.


However, it said it would continue its policy of not proactively prosecuting private homosexual acts.


"Gross indecency" between two men can lead to two years in jail, but
it's rarely punished. Singapore has a thriving gay community.


Other proposed amendments would ban necrophilia, toughen penalties
for sex with minors under 14, and introduce penalties for men who rape
their wives.


The amendments would also expand the Sedition Act to cover "the
wounding of racial feelings," and would toughen credit card fraud laws.


A change in the "unlawful assembly" law would broaden its focus to
groups "whose common object is to commit any offense, and not just
those relating to public tranquility."


Outdoor gatherings of more than four people now require a police
permit -- a law seen by critics as an attempt to curb political
dialogue.


Such laws were highlighted in September, when protesters were
confined to an indoor lobby during annual International Monetary Fund
and World Bank meetings held in Singapore.


















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10 comments:

  1. haha.. now they have to swallow it all the way in good old Singa! haha

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  2. har har har... hmm... i wonder if bondage is legal there? or they just throw Filipina and Indonesian Maids out of their windows? haha

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  3. Haha! How very anal of Singapore's leaders, to even legislate in the bedroom.

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  4. It started kase from the British and its prissy Victorian laws.

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  5. Neid zu fühlen ist menschlich, Schadenfreude zu genießen teuflisch: "To feel envy is human, to enjoy schadenfreude is devilish." (Arthur Schopenhauer)

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    Schadenfreude was referred to in the Simpsons episode "When Flanders Failed." Lisa accuses Homer of feeling schadenfreude when Homer gloats about Ned Flanders being on the verge of bankruptcy. Lisa asks Homer, "Dad, do you know what Schadenfreude is?", to which Homer replies in a sarcastic tone, "No, I do not know what Schadenfreude is. Please tell me because I'm dying to know." Lisa then explains "It's a German word for shameful joy, taking pleasure in the suffering of others." Homer responds with "Oh, come on, Lisa. I'm just glad to see him fall flat on his butt! He's usually all happy and comfortable, and surrounded by loved ones, and it makes me feel...what's the opposite of that shameful joy thing of yours? -Sour grapes. "Boy, those Germans have a word for everything."

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