Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Why The Netherlands is the Happiest Country on Earth

Dutch group wants to roll world's biggest joint


Agence France-Presse
Last updated 07:39am (Mla time) 11/22/2006


THE HAGUE -- Insouciant of police warnings, a Dutch group is set to roll the world's biggest joint, sending the previous record for a marijuana cigarette up in smoke, the ANP news agency reported Tuesday.


The world's largest joint will be a 500-gram (17-ounce), meter-long (3.3-foot) monstrosity, rolled with cigarette paper and easily dwarfing the previous 100-gram winner, ANP said. To beat the record, it must be made entirely of marijuana with no tobacco mix.


"Afterwards we'll light it up," predicted event organizer Thijs Verheij, who is hoping his feat will land in the Guinness Book of Records.


The Dutch police are not amused however, warning they will intervene if the joint surpasses the five grams of marijuana allowed for consumption and sale in the Netherlands.

21 comments:

  1. Hahahaha! I bet the Nederlandse POLITIE aren't at all amused! :D

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  2. jejejejeje..... :P I am sure... they should have an Ecstacy Parade to celebrate the new World Record!

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  3. Hmm... we always seem to return to the topic of pharmacology Ry no? lol

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  4. hehehe... dang it! I should have been a chemist!

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  5. I grandly failed my advance chem (qualitative and quantitative) lecture class coz I was always late. But I certainly passed the laboratory and especially if self-testing counted. hehehehe (evil grin) =D has anybody here tried the micro-dot?

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  6. I took this vid of my cracked up friends in FA trying to demonstrate the right way to "roll" paper

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  7. micro-dot? sounds familiar.... hmmm...

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  8. oys, funny ha, but i really forgot that... someone told me about that before though...

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  9. Ryan: Haha! Dapat pharmacist ka! lol. you'll fill my prescriptions. lol.

    Eloise: LOL at vid. Hahaha! They're really your friends?

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  10. well, yeah. Fine Arts students are either genetically crazy or chemically crazy. I have no choice. They're my classmates. And they reckon that the best rolling paper for herbs is the Book of Revelations in the Bible. Roll it up and you'll be enlightened. LOL.

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  11. Hahaha! Talaga ha... Well, my classmates were fun too, and not the staid types usually associated with my profession. Haha. But we never did stuff like this. lol.

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  12. Yeah! sabi nila the bible paper is the best RP. But im not partial to herbs eh. hehehhe.... Eloise micro dot is just acid! :p hehe

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  13. CARL: hahahah I'm having the time of my life doing fine arts
    RYAN: hehehe yeah it's acid yeah and it's blotted into your eye =D

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  14. nyark! I dun want anyone messing with my eyes... its bad as it is! I had different set of friends nung college eh, hehehe kulitan namin is about school, sportsfest and national poltics. wahahaheheh/

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  15. heheheheh i dun wanna mess withit either. im blind without my contacts na nga hehehe. You had fine arts friends before? howd u find them? weird? dirty? too bohemian? addicts? those are the common stereotypes eh... LOL

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  16. wala eh.....hehehe... i dun have much arthouse friends... other than the one in filmmaking... weird nga... tortured kuno! wahehe

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  17. LOL, this can only happen in Holland, LOL
    oho, I am Dutch myself, and I have to read about it here

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  18. Ohhh I love the Dutch and your cheesy song, Ik habn toeter op mijn waterscooter... haha

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